my best friend who i’ve basically been in love with for years just texted me to tell me about some dude she has a crush on

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iheartagron replied to your post: *goes on netflix to watch a genetics d…

which documentary?!

MISS REPRESENTATION

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*goes on netflix to watch a genetics documentary for homework*

*ends up watching documentary about feminism instead*




A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women




Delphine Cormier: a summary

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phoneticfun:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

The beauties of historical word formation




miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.




Amy Raudenfeld - 10 minutes preview

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why are apartments in toronto so expensive, where is the rent is too damn high guy when you need him




flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day


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